Thursday, January 13, 2011

Tiger Shark

Holy sh*t I have never seen one of those
A Tiger Shark who would have thought something to come to dominate land and sea
A Bear Cat nobody can fathom predator squared
A Lion Spider the pride and power mixed with the cunning and stealth
An Eagle Snake all mice may fear
A hippo shark now swimming is no longer for the faint of hear
A rhino hawk...wtf
An elephant gator that never forgets to kill
A Scorpian Boar little but the punch it packs rips through you
A baracuda rhino comming straight for you
A spider frog, the poision will get you quick
A wolf shark try and run
its more scared of you then u are of it
no...you are sh*tting your pants and its looking for a snack
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8 comments:

  1. ben loganJanuary 14, 2011 at 5:23 AM

    i like how you created a totally different set of animals from the picture. halarioussssss

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  2. Matthew LippmanJanuary 14, 2011 at 5:23 AM

    THIS, is very, very funny. You've got a strong voice in these here words. Well done.

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  3. Connor L.January 14, 2011 at 5:23 AM

    i think the many creations of animals that you make up. it is funny. it is funny. i laughed at it.

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  4. ZekeJanuary 14, 2011 at 5:23 AM

    A rhino hawk...wtf

    I feel ya brother

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  5. ChristinaJanuary 14, 2011 at 5:23 AM

    "a rhino hawk...wtf"? I feel like this line really embodies the way you feel about all of these mixes of different animals, such as a tiger shark and an eagle snake.

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  6. Tim KingJanuary 14, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    Lions Tigers Bears oh my

    I like the animals used in the poem

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  7. DiegoJanuary 14, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    That was funny. I liked how the poem had a pretty strict format. I was always looking forward to the next line.

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  8. Nick L.January 14, 2011 at 5:25 AM

    "A Bear Cat nobody can fathom predator squared"
    Definitely an aspect of truth in everyone of these statements.. its something that never normally would have crossed my mind

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