I am not Canadian because I do not live in Canada, at least not all the time. I like hockey but on TV and not when im actually playing and, given a curling stone, I will do nothing with it. My accent is American lacking that weird mix between a flat unemotional monologue spiced with a British twist I do not mind the cold but, neither do most New Englanders and, furthermore; waking up, I check the Boston weather not the Montreal news.
I am not Canadian for I order breakfast simply " two pancakes, one egg, and a cup of coffee," and not the French-Canadian language of " two eggz-doublesmile. toast buttered-upsidedown. no white sugr cufey, pay later or check now?" As you can see, I can not even understand what a Canadian even says and so, am not Canadian.
i dig the breakfast scene.
ReplyDeleteHey mate! Beautiful.
ReplyDeleteI never thought you were Canadian, this convinced me that I was right.
ReplyDeleteYou do not live in canda, of that i am sure
ReplyDelete"My accent is American lacking that weird mix between a flat unemotional monologue spiced with a British twist" thats a good/ funny line. Good Job!
ReplyDeleteLoved this. so funny... I loved how you mastered how Canadians spoke.
ReplyDeletevery cool. I like all the obvious candianisms but u do none of them. very clever
ReplyDeleteReally clever and funny.
ReplyDeleteI like the
"I dont even understand what a Canadian even says"
good line.
I check the Boston weather not the Montreal news
ReplyDeleteI like this line because it sort of sums up the logic of this whole paragraph.
Wait so you are or your not? You seem pretty Canadian to me <3
ReplyDeleteI really like this idea of a nationality being far more than your location and accent. The hinting on the culture sends the clear distinction that sets you in the piece apart from canadians
ReplyDelete